Last night I had the strangest dream. Spiders were living under my bed and then at night while I slept they would crawl up onto the bed underneath the covers and bite me all over. When I woke up to this (still in the dream) I looked underneath the bed and there were hundreds of em and one of the webs was turquoise and another (some other strange colour that a spiders web has no right to be) blue maybe.

I'm shit scared of spiders these days, didn't used to be, I used to like em. Then about a year ago I moved with in with my boyfriend. He lived in a converted barn (and it hadn't been converted very well either). One of the things wrong with it was that it was full of spiders. But not just that, some of them were the biggest spiders I've ever seen. Like (and this might not be very shocking to anyone reading this but it was to me) as big as a bumble bee, and I mean just the body, then they had legs. I believe they're called hunting spiders. I didn't even know spiders could get that big in Europe. And once I actually DID wake up to a spider crawling on my leg.... horrible!!!!!